This week, our most prestigious of awards goes out to Deanna F. Jarret, an ex-Seattle Cop busted for drunk driving, with get this, blowing a solid 4.7 on the drunk-o-meter! Leave it to the police force to create such a solid, leather livered member of society, not only capable of getting that drunk, but able to find her car, start it up, drive it and get pulled over! Holy crap, it's going to take a lot to top that.
