Beerbrawler Blog

Party Time

2009-01-16T20:11:00.000-08:00

next time you need to score some brewskies, slap on one of these puppies and keep your fake ID tucked away...click it for the man sized version.

- B.B.

Awesome

2008-11-10T14:02:00.000-08:00

Homemade band stickers for your car kick ass.

Making Trouble by Drinkin' Doubles...

2008-10-02T11:46:00.000-07:00

Aloha beer bandits, and welcome to the well used urinal we love to call beerbrawler. We've listed our dreamy products here on Ebay if you're lookin' for some steal deals on that new Hawkwind Tee shirt, or the tried and true chick magnet, the Seminary tee, look no further!
Beerbrawler of the week, though it could be whoever this jackass in the photo above is, goes out to dead man, and by far more of a jackass than the dude up there. Presidential Hopeful Barry Obama's daddy lived a rawkus, reckless life, a polygamist, drunk smooth talker that ultimately died from his idiotic actions.
He often introduced himself as “Dr. Obama,” though there is no record of him completing a doctorate. He was a heavy drinker, ordering straight scotch by the “double double,” or four shots at a time. Beer, he said, was a “child’s drink.” So, for the inventor of the Double Double, we salute you Obama senior, your son has some small, shallow shoes to fill.

Oh, and the coolest thing in the world has been discovered on a recent away mission by beerbrawler staffers. Have a look!

Don't be drunk Kenyan Polygamist, Don't Drive Drunk, just keep on keepin' on.

I Forgot!

2008-09-11T12:53:00.001-07:00

How Could I! We have a brand new beer koozie! Eddie Van Halen Shred Master Protecting your cold can of Schlitz with sonic thrash power! Dig it!

Running on Empty

2008-09-10T15:17:00.000-07:00

As fate would have it, while couch fishing for beer change yesterday, a moment of clarity! Beerblogger needs love and attention, and the ignorant potential father in me put on the man pants and headed down to the office to bless the blog-o-sphere with a fresh splash of Beer Brawler. You probably noticed that we took the store down...We're "migrating" to an Ebay/Amazon entity so fear not, You'll still be able to pick up that Baby Blue Lurkin' For Trouble Tee and our other Classy Classics so fear not.

Beerbrawler of the week, you ask? Oh yeah, we've got a team winner this week. The Beer Brothers of Mysteryland USA! This radically rad found photo is everything we're about. Thank you America.
Thanks for checking in and Don't Drive Drunk!

Chuggin' Along

2008-07-07T14:01:00.000-07:00

Now that we've made it out of the drunk tank, we can get back to business! Welcome to the latest edition of Beerblogger, your high octane hi-ball glass full of low brow shirts, costumes, beer bongs and awesome dude accessories.

This week in totally rad drunk news, Presidential hopeful John McCain

fell out of favor with Beerbrawler today after promising to "Veto every Beer that crosses his desk." He did re-state himself, and meant to say bill...regardless, he's probably a total wuss and would never drink on the job like all of us do. You can watch the whole speech here

Though the McCain thing was kinda funny, he's going to have to do slightly better to end up with the Beerbrawler of The Week Award. Unfortunately, police are withholding the name of our hero, but we think we've found a photo
This weeks champ managed to get arrested for 2 DUI's in one hour, breaking new boundaries in the drinking world. After getting nabbed the first time, he was released into the custody of a friend. Somehow, dude made it back to his car and sped off into the night, only to be pulled over again, still drunk and hauled into the clink. After the painful fines trickle down, legal bills mount up and license suspensions become a colossal pain in the ass, you'll still have our coveted, honorable, Beerbrawler of the week award.

And now to the goods! Beerbrawler has expanded it's product line to include some really manly accessories for the follicly challenged out there. Some sweet mug slug mustaches, Tequila Dude Costumes and a couple of new Koozies to beef up our scotch soaked catalog. Be on the lookout for some new surprise Beerbrawler tees...think hot tubs.
And speaking of hot tubs, camaros, hawaiian shirts, and all other things awesome, check out this bitchin' Foreigner video!

Till next time

Emptyin' Bottles & Ooglin' Models

2008-06-03T12:47:00.000-07:00

You know, I think Ted Nugent had it right when he said "...." actually, after looking all around, I couldn't find anything worth reprinting that the Motor City Madman has ever said, whatever. Anyhow, welcome back to Beerblogger, your squeezed out bar rag of Beerdrinking, Camaro Drivin' and all around badass news.

This week, we've been adding some more Beerbrawler Merch to our store. Our popularBrass Knuckles Tee has recently been reduced in size, and stamped onto a super sexy ladies Thong
In sweet automobile news, I found out that I can put a Supercharger in my 1983 Escort, Read about this guy's 1980 here

And now, the section you all have been waiting for, I'm sure...

This week's Beerbrawler of the Week is awarded to Arwel Hughes of Wales. After downing 2.5 GALLONS of boxed wine, Hughes donned a black trash bag and Darth Vader Helmet and headed off to Britain's First Jedi Church and proceeded to assault Jedi Master Jonda Hehol with a metal walking crutch. Needless to say, he's in the cooler, but for his marriage of alcohol, Star Wars Grudges, and unused medical equipment, he is awarded the BeerBrawler of the Week award. Read about it here.

And for a little more inspiration....

Beerblogger, blowin a 2.0

2008-05-12T15:30:00.000-07:00

Howdy partners and welcome to the squeezed out bar rag we call beerblogger. Following up on last weeks induction of "Beerbrawler of the Week" we have a new, but unsuspecting nominee for our most illustrious of nominations. Electronics manufacturer LG has recently become our hero with their invention of the drunk phone (well, it probably has some cool name like the DRNKR, or 2XLL) Regardless! It's a celly phone with a brethalyzer built in. Now we can finally call all of our friends with our personal blood alcohol high scores! Read about the best device ever Here

We've added some bitchin' new shirts for the ladies out there. Our Bible College tank top is a sure winner in any social circle...trust me...

The beerbrawler project car is eagerly awaiting a new paint job, I'm thinkin' a mustard yellow with some really dark brown racing stripes. Read up on the '83 and get back to me.
Till next time, I'll see ya in the tub.

Beerbrawler Of The Week 4/21

2008-04-21T13:57:00.000-07:00

Greetings from the bottom of the bottle! After hearing this story in the bar the other night, I am starting a new segment on our weekly blogs, the honorary Beerbrawler Of The Week!

This week, our most prestigious of awards goes out to Deanna F. Jarret, an ex-Seattle Cop busted for drunk driving, with get this, blowing a solid 4.7 on the drunk-o-meter! Leave it to the police force to create such a solid, leather livered member of society, not only capable of getting that drunk, but able to find her car, start it up, drive it and get pulled over! Holy crap, it's going to take a lot to top that.

Burning Gas and Chasin' _ _ _

2008-04-03T11:50:00.000-07:00

Hey Dudes and Dudettes. In BeerBrawler news, we're gearing up to launch a pretty serious new line of designs for all you brawlers out there. We've got some new beer bongs in, as well as some killer new t-shirts which will be on our site early next week.
Other than that, we've been spending a lot of time by the tracks, keeping the beer and whiskey industry in business and talking about hard rock and easy babes.

Till next time!

Hangovers and Heartache

2008-03-26T12:27:00.001-07:00

Hey out there...this is justin from Beerbrawler.com. Letting you know that we've got some sweet new products up on our site, including these sweet beer bongs and some new pint glasses. Check 'em out!
In other news, my sweet car needs to go into the shop, we're doing a full resto job on a 1983 Ford Escort, it's brown, with a hatchback, with expired tags..and out of state plates...but I drive it anyway! It's almost as fast as the old mans Camaro, but with a bit more...class.

Anyway! Check out our boss shooting another cold one in this first, of many videos. Beer Bong videos rule!

And here's Jacuzzi Dan testing out one of our fine products!

If you've got the time, we've got the beer.

2008-03-19T15:37:00.000-07:00

Justin and I plowed the snow off an entire mountain after seeing this commercial. It was totally Miller time at that point in our lives.

That glowing, delicious-looking beer at the end was definitely the MacGuffin in Marsellus Wallace's brief case.

Beerblogger! The Beerbrawler Blog

2008-03-19T15:08:00.000-07:00

I was thinking really hard today about one of my favorite Wooderson moments, and I have many. So many. I think about him a lot. ALOT. I mean, not that I'm like that, but if I was, what would you do about it? That's what I thought.